- Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!
- Yelling at me for barking...I'm a damn dog!
- Taking me for a walk and then not letting me check stuff out! Exactly whose walk is it anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...STOP IT!
- Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons! Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
- The slight of hand...fake, fetch, throw. You fooled a dog! Whooo-Hoooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
- Taking me to the vet for the Big Snip, then acting surprised when I freak out whenever we go back!
- Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!
- Dog sweaters! HELLO_O... Haven't you noticed the fur?
- How you look disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth...you're just jealous!
Now, lay off some of these things. We both know who is boss here. You don't see me picking up your POOP, do you??
Question: If you crossed a Bulldog with a Schitzu would it be called a Bull____?